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 Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Tagged by Jeevan.

Go here.. and look through random quotes until you find 5 that you think reflect who you are or what you believe. Repost in your journal and tag 5 friends.

Since I am not going to tag anyone, I am including 10 quotes.

You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a judge of the highest matters.
Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)

Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. G. M. Trevelyan (1876 - 1962)

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
I. F. Stone (1907 - 1989)

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)

Men have become the tools of their tools.
Henry David Thoreau

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

Is there life before death?
Graffito, in Belfast

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

 Sunday, August 27, 2006

Tagged by KK and Sat.

The story so far….

I find myself in a virtual world with Hitler who is set out to straighten the anti-social elements in the real world using  time travel.

Since I am not going to tag anyone this branch of the story will end with my story.

And Now…..

The fuhrer is busy reading H.G.Wells classic trying to gather his inputs for time travel.  I enter the room only to find that he has lost all track of time and was immensely enjoying the battle between the Eloi’s and the Morlock’s.

“Hello…Excuse me…Aren’t we supposed to leave now?” I intercepted.

“Sorry. Give me a minute. What a classic novel.” He closed his book ready for his journey. “Do you know that Books are the ever-burning lamps of accumulated wisdom?”

I was literally taken aback to hear a quotation on books from the great general.

 “huh. Is it”.?

 “You humans will never understand the importance of them. Come let’s go”.

 He took me to a garage and there stood which he described as the time-machine. It resembled like a vimana that Ravana used to abduct sita back in the days of Ramayana.

 “You mean this is going to take us back to the past”?

 “Just hop-in Kid and leave the rest to me. So whom shall we elimintate first. Your choice boy.”

 “Ok. Let’s go back to May 10, 1933. The destination is Berlin, Germany”

 “Ok. Who’s this guy that we need to eliminate?. Was he really dangerous”

 “You will find that out”, I assured him.

 He closed his eyes and murmured something to himself in some cryptic language. The machine started to ascend. A beautiful lady appeared in the monitor in front of me and there was a 5 minute video on wearing seat belts and the safety precautions that needs to be taken care of in case of an emergency landing or if the time machine goes into an out-of-bound loop.

 “What is this wet towel and peanut for”?

 “Oh. Just in case. I read somewhere that a wet towel and peanut is needed for inter galactical travel.”

 I was sure that the he would be in for a real surprise after we land at our destination.

 The sound in the machine was growing loud and it started whirling. I felt dizzy and closed my eyes.

 “Wake up kid.”

 “Are we there? I started remembering everything.

 We saw rows of students marching towards an open ground with bunch of books in their hands.

 “OK sir. You are now in my land. The guy that we are going to eliminate will resemble like you. Under no circumstances should you meet him face to face.” Since I was back in the real world, I started taking control from him.

 “But Why? I would like to meet him.”

 “The shock of coming face to face with oneself will traumatize anyone. They could go into a shock. His heart might stop and will probably drop dead. This would create a time-paradox which would unravel the very fabric of the time-space continuum and destroy the entire universe”. I was glad that I could remember the whole sentence from a famous movie.

 “Ok. Whatever dude. So where are these students going”?

 “You see those books they carry? They are going to burn them”

 “What? Who in the right mind would do that?”

 “The one we are planning to eliminate”.

 “So why do we want this guy to eliminate. Just becos he is burning books? "

 “See. This guy was one of the main reason for the world to witness a brutal war in the 20th century. This is what might happen if we eliminate him.”

 “There would be no world war. Millions of people across the globe will be saved.”

 “There would be no concentration camps for the Jews”.

 “Jews would be happy staying back in Europe. They wouldn’t go back to Asia. There would be no war between Israel and Palestine in the future. People who are staying there will be happy.”

 “There would be no two Germanys”,

 “There would be no cold war”.

 “There would be no arms race”.

 “Ok..Enough..Enough..Stop…I have enough reasons now. So how do we kill him?”

 “Kill him?. Are u nuts. Killing him would create a time-paradox” and I started to give him a lecture on astro mechanical physics.

 “You don’t kill him. You just switch places with him. I have taken care of all the details. You will now make an entrance and act like the general. When the real one comes tell him that he is Charlie-chaplain and have your security guards arrest him. I will take care of the rest. Got it? And one more thing. A guy called Indiana jones, who is looking for some grail, will also come here for your autograph. Just sign it. God Speed and Save the world.”

 “Are you sure this will work?”

“Definetly. This is called the ripple effect. Time travel into the future is always the extrapolation of current events of the immediate present. Just as the present affects the future, the future reverberates back into the past.”

 Looking at the expression at his face I knew that he understood nothing. Every thing would become clear in the future or rather in my past.

 The End.

 Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Arjuna wanted to know how Weird I was. Thanks to him I now have the answer!

1)  I am so weird that I had to take the “how weird are you” quiz to find out how weird I was. The score is 50% and the verdict of the quiz.

"Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!"

2)  Something keeps telling me that everything in this world is interconnected. There must be some invisible thread that keeps the world together. My quest in this life is to find that invisible string. This is like finding the right mottai boss in tirupathi.

P.S : I don’t know why finding a needle in a haystack is difficult. Take a big magnet and sweep the haystack and the needle will find you.

3) I dream a lot. In fact I dream so much that I can’t tell the difference between the real world and the dream world. I always wonder why we don’t dream in the dream world and why nothing is real in the real world. Does that mean that everything in the dream world is real and everything in the real world is a dream?

4) Chocolates, Ice creams, sweets and food has never been appealing. I can live with curd rice.

5) Oh God. I can’t even think of a fifth reason as to why I am weird. That’s how weird I am.

There are only a few regular visitors to this blog. I don't want to drive them away by tagging them. So every one is free to go.

 Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Untagging myself with this picture tag. Well. This was easy since I don't have to say anything. Here we go.

Desired Celebrity.

None other than the great great great thalaivar....

Want to do this some day.

I would love to be in this seat (cockpit of an F-16)...


A place I would want to Visit.

Stay in one of the islands where the International Date Line crosses..

So that I can do this...

Random Favourites.

This kid..

and my pal..

I was tagged by Sathya. I am supposed to put the screen shot of her blog here but due to technical constraints I am not able to do it. Sorry Sat..Ok..Now time for revenge. Whom should I tag? The first place goes to the great Arjuna. I know that he is busy and already has a tag pending but I can't help it. I have only few regular visitors. The second place goes to Subha. She must be having a tough time replying to the comments in her posts but she has to pay for visiting my blog. The third is Ganesh Ram. He is hibernating now. This would be a good way to start his routine back.

So I rag...err..tag.. Arjuna, Subha and Ganesh..

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